Smells Like Clean Spirit
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$49
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Mirror 
Best for Sprucing Up Your Crib
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Is your home a dirty disgusting nightmare? Call the Get Off Your Ass Cleaning Service. Our experts will put on masks that look EXACTLY like your parents, slap you in the face, and ask, "What's wrong with you?!" Then they'll give you so-fresh so-clean purple and yellow sunnies that turn scum-scrubbing toil into stress-relieving satisfaction. Your place used to reek of mold and despair. Now? Smells Like Clean Spirit. To call, comment about your gross home.
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
MMMM.. CLEAN
These sunnies have top notes of lemon furniture polish, ammonia-based window cleaner, pine-scented disinfectant...
And something we can't quite put our finger on...
Oh, we know!!!
Smells Like Clean Spirit
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