Schrodinger's Saigon Jade
Schrodinger's Saigon Jade
Schrodinger's Saigon Jade
Schrodinger's Saigon Jade
Schrodinger's Saigon Jade
Schrodinger's Saigon Jade
Schrodinger's Saigon Jade
Schrodinger's Saigon Jade

Schrodinger's Saigon Jade

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RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING! FASHION!

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

MADE FOR RUNNING - GREAT FOR BIKING

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1| NO SLIP 

Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

2| NO BOUNCE

Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

3| POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4| ALL FASHION

Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

5| NO CATCALLS

We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.  We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.

6| LENS TECH 

  • SCRATCH RESISTANT LAYER
  • ANTI-CORROSIVE LAYER
  • GRADIENT TINT LAYER
  • UV 400 PROTECTION LAYER
  • POLARIZED LAYER
  • ANTI-CORROSIVE LAYER

A MAD SCIENTIST


Schrödinger said his theory was just a "thought experiment." But he was a sick f@ck. These jade green frames with teal lenses memorialize one casualty, a 37" Maine coon cat named Saigon Jade, who proved his theory false when he stuffed her in a box with some radioactive material and obviously, she died.