Middle Seat Advantage
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE
Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there's THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE
We know what you're thinking, the middle seat SUCKS.
That's where you're wrong. The middle seat is where the best action is!!!