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SALE: Granite I Didn't Ground Today

Mach G

$40

$59

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

Let us begin. Sit down with a straight back. Close your eyes.Inhale. Exhale. Feel your body and the continental crust become one...you fell asleep, didn't you? Grounding meditation tends to do that, but don't stress that centered mind. Introducing Granite, I Didn't Ground Today. Slide on these beautiful black and white granite frames with dark magma lenses and no one will know how asleep, cough cough, grounded your body truly is.

 

Made for Bigger Noggins

Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

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Gradient Lenses

Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.

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MEET THE MACH G

No Slip

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing whether you're flexing pecs or flying jets.

All Polarised

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Speed

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

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