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From Zero to Blitzed

VRG

$59

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colours.

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AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

Lens Category 3 With Car

MEET THE VRG

No Slip

Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.

All Polarised

Glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.

All Future

A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.

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