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Granite I Didn't Ground Today

Mach Gs

Mach Gs

$49

$59

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns
1 YR Warranty
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Let us begin. Sit down with a straight back. Close your eyes.Inhale. Exhale. Feel your body and the continental crust become one...you fell asleep, didn't you? Grounding meditation tends to do that, but don't stress that centered mind. Introducing Granite, I Didn't Ground Today. Slide on these beautiful black and white granite frames with dark magma lenses and no one will know how asleep, cough cough, grounded your body truly is.

 

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Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

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Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.

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