Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came!
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
Best for Running Laps Around MortalsLIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*
(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
INTRODUCING DIONYSUS' ORGY? EVERYBODY CAME.
Pretty sure the name of this pair speaks for itself. Good talk. (P.S. Wear a rubber.)
