METCONing for Meatballs

$59.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Making the Competition Disappear

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Making the Competition Disappear

LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether on a trail run or standing in line at Platform 9 3/4.

Made For


beasting

Great For


biking

running

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

Frames tech
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

YOU KNOW HOW REALITY TV SHOWS ALWAYS CAST THAT ONE WEIRD ROOMATE TO START DRAMA?


In this case, the weird roommate is Merlin. Yes, Merlin is a legendary wizard, but he's also got a squirrel fetish. Watch The Surreal World and you'll see the old creeper throwing heart-eyes at every squirrel that scurries by. He tries to hide his lust behind these semi-clear framed shades with blue reflective lenses, but we know what's going on. We're not saying he needs help, because, honestly, that would be bad for ratings, but... (Yo, Merl -- maybe talk to someone.)


METCONing for Meatballs

$59.00

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