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Hades Gonna Hate

PHG

PHG

$59

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

SPLIT

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.
3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.
*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.

SPLIT

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

Frames tech
stay fly orinthologist orange circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses

INTRODUCING HADES GONNA HATE


Don't even ask him. Seriously.

You'll ferry allllll the way across the River Styx, trek to his wretched Underworld palace, stand in front of his huge onyx skull-ornamented throne to ask for his opinion, and it's a total WASTE. OF. TIME.

YOU KNOW what he's going to say...

Hades Gonna Hate

SPLIT


 

 


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