Farmer Von’s Triple Pump
Farmer Von’s Triple Pump
Farmer Von’s Triple Pump
Farmer Von’s Triple Pump
Farmer Von’s Triple Pump
Farmer Von’s Triple Pump
Farmer Von’s Triple Pump
Farmer Von’s Triple Pump

Farmer Von’s Triple Pump

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BFGs: BEAST FUCK!NG GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR BEASTING - GREAT FOR RUNNING AND BIKING. 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE. 

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

6 LENS TECH 

  • SCRATCH RESISTANT LAYER
  • ANTI-CORROSIVE LAYER
  • GRADIENT TINT LAYER
  • UV 400 PROTECTION LAYER
  • POLARIZED LAYER
  • ANTI-CORROSIVE LAYER

ALL TIME TRIPLE PUMPER


The Denver Donkeys are the best team in football. Period. In no small part due to everyone’s favorite chicken farmer and egregious triple pumpin’ pass rusher. These blue and orange shades were made for fast runners like him and slow runners, like you!

Goodr sunglasses have frames that can potentially expose you to Bisphenol A (“BPA”) and metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. BPA is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm and nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov