Cuckoo For Coconuts
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colourful coral."
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
6 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
INTRODUCING CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS.
At goodr, we all recognize that crazy look Carl The Flamingo gets in his eyes. Whenever he smells coconut, he goes mad with desire, throwing wild tropical tantrums until he gets his fix. Quick, put on these floral-patterned sunnies and take a vacation day. Otherwise, you might get stuck listening to eight hours of Carl's ukelele protest songs. No one wants that.